how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
(Source: amoracomplex, via noshandnarry)
you ever just sit there
and stare
at ur
meat?
Nah
Cuz yo girl does all the starin’ for me
(Source: yungpropane, via itsexclusive)
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi
Now that’s motivation
(via nizzlefoshizzle)
I’ve already reblogged this but I thought I’d remind everyone about this and encourage you all to take part :P
(Source: racismschool, via fuckatrina)
